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Sexist?

I hate those dumb hypocritic people who try and prove a point, yet are proving themselves wrong at the same time without realizing it.

Like sexism is the biggest example of this. Like when women who ‘werent sexist’ went and formed a FEMINist group (sexist and discrimative already) going around saying women are better than men.
What was their message? That descrimination because of gender is wrong.
Very nicely delivered…

Note that I have nothing against anti-sexism people, some manage do accomplish the task of raising awareness without making douches of themselves. Most groups make their intentions very clear beforehand.
(probably gonna get a lot a lot of shit for this one…)

New Fails (yet again)

(moved to Hear Me Rant – http://werant.wordpress.com)

Fist Fight

I continue my war against hollywood now as i target the fight scenes. Im sure weve all seen a fist fight of some sort in a movie. Theyre long drawn, last ages, and the charactors seem to bruise almost instantly, then the bruises vanish minutes later. Compare this to real life: The fight lasts seconds – usually a one punch KO. Even if its not, a hit to the nose, automatically blurs your eyes, and tears start to come. You cant help it. Anyone ever see Jason Bourne cry when he gets punched?

Jeans

Had to go and buy a new pair of jeans last weekend. Not so bad – go in and come out with a new pair of pants. (and yes to everyone thinking: just like sex)

Anyway – fashion is effed up. Had to try on a pair of low waist, tight legged jeans. Not only does it hurt your crotch, its an extremely uncomfortable fit to your legs. Plus, the jeans were made faded.

So lemmie get this straight, i left behind an old pair of jeans at home cos they were faded too much, didn’t fit at the crotch, wouldn’t rise above my waist and didn’t fit at the legs – just so i could come and pay $108 to buy the exact damn thing with longer pant legs???

Breakeven

I don’t know if you’ve heard the song Breakeven by ‘The Script’, but its a good song. Thought, it was only recently i payed some attention to the lyrics, and tried to understand what they meant. The main line is – when a heart breaks it don’t break even.’ I tried to figure out what that meant but i got nothing. I mean, if its broken – who gives a crap on whether its even. There is no benefit from even pieces. I mean, less pieces is a plus, cos well, easier to put two pieces together than 50, but even pieces makes no sense.

Slept Like a Baby

Which asshole made up the line ‘Slept/Sleep like a baby’ in reference to a good nights sleep. Keep in mind that babies sleep very little – waking up every 2 hours crying for milk or shit like that.
Jeez – think people…..

Don’t Belong With You

I’ve always hated how in movies, the main character likes someone who is currently in a relationship, but by the end – they ditch the person they’re with. I always feel for the innocently rejected people. At the moment, Spiderman2 comes to mind, but there are heaps more…

But recently, i payed attention to the lyrics of, You Belong With Me, by Talor Swift (i think its called)
Seriously, trust this guy to make his own choice of who he wants to be with. Quite frankly, a cheerleader in short shorts? Who’s complaining other than you? Jeez. Who are you to say who he belongs with. Like seriously, most people hear that song, and think: poor girl left behind. I think: Annoying stalker trying to make things hard for the girlfriend. Man, one day, i will make a song called, Leave Me the F#$% Alone You Obsessive Stalker.
One day…

R18+

A friend of mine today, pointed out that some movies are R18 for sex/nudity, when the legal age for sex is 16.

Now, it cant be just me that thinks, if they’re allowed to do it themselves they might as well watch some movies and learn how its done anyway. I mean, why wait till you’re 18? Film yourself…

The Closet

I do not understand the saying, ‘Glad you two have come out of the closet’ to a new couple. This doesn’t make any sense. What were they doing IN the closet together, do you think? So that must mean theyve been a couple longer than you thought! So screw that saying. I rekon, that when you see a new couple, you should say – ‘Glad you’ve decided to finally go into the closet’ then leave them to figure out what the hell it is you’re on about.