4 – ‘Aw, shit’ Moments

That moment right before something bad happens or when you realize it’s happened, no time to scream or yell, just to silently accept it and think: Aw, shit…
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• That point in an argument when you realize you’re wrong
• When you turn around and see that something is about to hurt you
• When you think something you’ve bought is a bargain, before you realize you’ve been conned
• When you’re letting something big off your chest and then realize the person you’re talking to has totally misunderstood and now believes something different to the truth
• That point in a performance when:
  • you realized you’ve forgotten your line
  • you realize you’ve said a line wrong
  • when you’ve done anything noticeably incorrect 
• When you look out the side window of your car and see another car about to hit you
• When a you make a plan and put it in action, only to realize it’s going to fail horribly
• When your mother tells you to stay clean/neat (or she doesn’t tell you but you know she expects you to) and then you fall, or spill something or otherwise get yourself in a pretty big mess
• When you’ve been put in that position of responsibility and you’re being extra careful, but something bad happens and things go wrong…
• You’re meeting someone important and something bad happens (i.e. job interviews, principal etc)
• You accidentally let a secret slip
• You say something embarrassingly incorrect (E.g. You call a female teacher: Mr, or, you mix several words together)
• You say something easily taken out of context and:
  • Turned into a sick joke (personally think it’s hilarious)
  • A different meaning is given and it’s equally embarrassing (same as before) 
• A lie of yours is exposed
• That moment after a bet is made in which you realize you’re screwed